Tuesday 8 November 2016

THN Top 5: Friday the 13th Kills

My favorite hockey masked killing machine has killed so many camp councilors it's hard to pinpoint which ones are my the all time best. Despite the first film being his mother she was kind of under the influence of her son so they count towards this too.

5. Spearing Bacon
This is a Pamela Voorhees kill, and it's on our dear beloved Kevin. Deciding to light up in bed the hapless Bacon is grabbed from under the mattress. Then gurgling in blood soaked screams a nasty sharp arrow thrusts through his neck from below.
Dying with the most surprised look on his face this kill comes in at number 5 on my list



4. Facial Impressions
Ft13th Part 6 offers one of my favorite kills comes in the shape of one of two teens faces pushed screaming into the side of a camper van.
Being that the side of the van is sheet metal and the face comes out like a perfect vacuum formed silhouette on the outside wall, I'd say that's quite nasty





3. Neatly Folded
Once again from part 6 one of our protagonists
the police chief unloads his shotgun into Jason.
His daughter the love interest of Tommy Jarvis catches Voorhees attention.
With no more ammo left the brave man grabs a large rock. Leaping upon Jason he proceeds to beat the psycho about the head.
Unfortunately to no avail as, as soon as he starts to tire Jason effortlessly folds him backwards in half , ooh nasty.

2. Nitrogen Facial
This kill is from part X after the discover the frozen body of Jason. One of the young medical students is opted to do the autopsy upon Jason's disfigured corpse.
He of course re-animates a little later, 'surprised the girl screams as her head is thrust into liquid nitrogen. Oh and he doesn't leave it there, no no, he then smashes her brittle frozen face to bits upon the counter.

1. Punch Out!
My all time favorite and most undeserved kill has to be when Julius starts boxing with Jason up on a rooftop.
Giving the others ample time to escape Julius bravely bare fist smacks Jason about his hockey masked face pushing him closer to the edge of the building.
Knuckles busted and bloody clearly losing strength. Julius is so tired that he can't muster the last hard smack to send Jason over.
Offering the hulking madman a free hit Jason reels up throws a sucker punch knocking Julius's head clean off his shoulders.


So that's my top five Ft13th kills, so many come close to this list especially the heading squishing eye popping scene. Julius just about wins out to top spot here.
Do you agree with my top five kills, whats your favorites, let me know!



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